*some assembly required



Blargle
assembled @ 5:59 p.m. on 2005-01-12

Could someone please remove these caterpillars from my sinuses? Oh, and the onion juice in my eyes? You can have that, too. As for these body aches, they suck the big one, and so does the gagging cough that won�t let me sleep at night. What I will take in trade is one attractive man with an accent, preferably Scottish, to read me cheap and sleazy romance novels as I lie huddled on the couch, drinking hot tea. Of course, he will find me beautiful, even though my eyes are pink and swollen, but he will worship me chastely and hopelessly from afar, pouring out his unrequited love for me by scrubbing my bathroom until it sparkles.

Yikes. The cold must have invaded my brain.

--N

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